no fuck off
you are dead to me, microsoft word.that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me
That’s nice Nited States of America
(via i-think-i-just-accidentally)
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
(via i-think-i-just-accidentally)
THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
(via peetababy)
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
(Source: gildedprep, via infamoushogwartsjaguar)
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
(via infamoushogwartsjaguar)
When i find myself in times of trouble
Michael Jones comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
(Source: thenightisdarkandfullofdatass, via klainemalfoy)
A man pulling out a packet of blood when arriving to Sherlocks body after the fall.
Maybe that’s because we’re not sherlock?
(via mazzathestrange)